Tuesday 8 May 2012

Jokes

  • Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
  • Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.  
  • A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
  • What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! 
  • I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. 
  • Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! 
  • When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!
  • Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life! 
  • Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! 
  • Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! 
  • Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs. 
  • Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" 
  • If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!